Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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