He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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