New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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