can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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