I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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