he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
