its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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