at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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