idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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