He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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