It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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