break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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