You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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