guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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