I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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