i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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