I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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