The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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