he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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