im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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