What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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