Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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