if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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