Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
