What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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