love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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