Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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