i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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