We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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