even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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