i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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