Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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