i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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