i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
