help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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go home
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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