ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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