I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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