And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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