In the future we'll all be gay
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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