I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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