I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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