I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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