I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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