He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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