So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just puked most of my soul out..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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