i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Randomize
