i would punch a child for taco bell
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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