apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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