im six kinds of drunk right now
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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