I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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